Definition of "wanker"
Saturday, February 21, 2009
We Australians know what this term means and many around the world may be able to surmise the definition. There are many synonyms including: jerk, tosser, toffey-nosed and something to do with sheep that Rex is unwilling to allow me to print because, well, it's a little too expressive.

However, Rex feels that it is necessary to point out exactly what this means. Put simply, a "wanker" is one who masturbates. The most common term to describe this is "jerk." (According to Kurt Vonnegut, a jerk is one who masturbates and a twerp is one who farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles - but, of course I am paraphrasing ... and I digress). The name may vary, but the concept is the same. It's the idea that I've gotten some vague success so, therefore, by self-dictated fiat I am God and will start imposing unsubstantiated dictums upon my followers.

Here lieth, the Wanker. Take, for example, what was once Rex's favourite photo website: betterphoto.com. It used to be the case that anyone could post a photo and would even aspire to win their best photo of the month category. But now, unless you pay you're not even in the running. So Jimmy, am I wrong? Is this a wallet popularity contest? Rex got two honourable mentions, but now, he feels he can't even get a toe in without expense.

Allow me to level the playing field by saying that Flickr allows virtually infinite free posting - limited by monthly bandwidth, rather than Miotke's 30 picture maximum - so, to display your wares, who would you rather post with? Admittedly, Miotke offers prizes - oh, sorry, he used to - wasn't it the case once when you could submit a picture to compete for a free professional account?

Apparently Jim's revoked that. Rex's best guess is that it's because his site has become too exclusive. Let's face it, if you can't spend his four bucks-plus-change per month - um.. that's $48 plus change, (as opposed to Flickr's $24..ish - per year) - then you're too little for him.

Hey! I need a professional photographer. I need a really cool photographer. I need ... Kiren Chang - but I don't think I need anyone on betterphoto.com - let's face it, they've become (refer to the post heading)...

ps: Jim, sue me and prove me. Bring back the free comp (or, if Rex is wrong I'll be delighted to print a resounding retraction - if you follow Rex then you know he's passionate!). But seriously (and this is no paid plug - just a good friend) - Kiren Chang - Give the man a call. Let's face it, there are a lot of people on this planet who suck a whole lot worse - like Rex, for example ... oh crap, I think I'm out of a job ....

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