beware of the blob it creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor right though the door and all around the wall a splotch, a blotch be careful of the blob
His name is "Bob"
Rex and I submitted this to IMDB, with regard to Mystery Science Theater 3000 (reproduced here because, as usual, we're not sure if they'll print it there):
Mystery Science Theater just plain bites. If you want to heckle a movie then get a movie and heckle it. Don't rely on these idiots to do it - they're just, plain, not funny.
Heckling is not a spectator sport. Go ahead and heckle it yourself. And even if it was a spectator sport then get a few friends together and with a half a brain and a few six packs of beer, I'm sure you can do it better than what's on offer here. I'm often amazed that the film companies that made these movies allowed them to be denigrated by this puerile humor.
But, if you want real sport, then get one of these old mid-century chestnuts, turn the volume down and try to come up with your own dialog.
